Pennis Jokes Rulez

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see an urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient’s wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.” How long will he be on crutches?” she asked. “Crutches???” the doctor asked “Well, yes,” the woman said “You are going to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”

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