Amazing Sex Dolls

These are somewhat the most amazing sex dolls, I’ve ever seen. They look just like real people.

Furry Balls

Fluffy penis

It’s a puppy, actually.

Free Hugs Party

Free HugsToday there will be a free hugs event in the downtown. Meet you at 7 p.m. Anyone wanna join me?

Even More Pennis Jokes

Enjoy a new portion of pennis jokes:

After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?” “As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife. “Piss on him,” answered the husband. “You did,” said the wife, “and he fired you.” “Well, fuck him,” said the husband. “I did, and you go back to work in the morning.”

I like this one a lot:

A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, “You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don’t even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, “That’s nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can’t even drive! Not to be out done, the Aussie says, “My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn’t even have a penis!”

It’s Hard to Find Out the Truth

Oh! My parents had sex )))

Genetic Analysis

Pennis Jokes Rulez

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But several weeks and several inches later, he became concerned and went to see an urologist. While his wife waited outside, the physician examined him and explained that, thought rare his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient’s wife anxiously rushed up to the doctor after the examination and was told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery.” How long will he be on crutches?” she asked. “Crutches???” the doctor asked “Well, yes,” the woman said “You are going to lengthen his legs, aren’t you?”

Stickman Kamasutra

Check out this hilarious stick man kamasutra position! What is your favourite?

Kama Sutra