The Snail.
We did a bunch of those monster energy drinks and then dry humped. It was horrible. I think she gave me a rash. I think she’s too depraved even for me.
Anal sex. Fart. Could not stop laughing.
it hurt.
So, it’s my boyfriend of 4 months and I finally gave into his pressure of having sex. After 20 minutes of good, slow sex, he decides he wants to get out toys and shit! I told him that I didn’t want to use them so he just put his clothes on and walked out the door, with no words said. Next thing I know, I’m getting a text that he’s breaking up with me………….
Once, when I was with this redhead chick, a blond chick, and the brunette chick, up at the cabin by the lake, we had the really good party. Was really embarrassing the next day. I couldn’t remember the blond chick’s name. And I was in the middle of the bed and couldn’t get out without waking someone. That sucked.
I never had sex :(
When we finished and put our clothes back on. He dry humped me for a good 6 minutes. Like a dog.
one time he fell asleep. -_-
My first time having sex, when I was about to finish I pulled out. When I came it shot so far that it went up her nose and she then choked and gagged on it. Pretty embarrassing/crazy.
Today, I was having consensual sex in the missionary position. My condom fell off. I finished anyway.
My girlfriend likes her ass to be slapped while she’s riding me. After doing this a few times with my right hand, I thought I should use my left in an attempt to keep things fresh. I pulled my hand back and let loose a good firm slap. I immediately realized I had just missed and slapped myself in the testicles. MSLIA.
One time I tried to have “spontaneous” sex with my boyfriend on the hardwood (no pun intended) floor. We did; afterward, we realized I hadn’t vacuumed in a while. We had bits of debris and dust on us. MSLIA
